January 29, 2004

By: Kim Park
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North Korea Threatens To Sell Cool Sunglasses To Terrorist Organizations

North Korea sharpened its tone in the standoff with the United States on Monday, threatening for the first time to sell cool sunglasses, similar to those donned by North Korean leader Kim Jong Il, to terrorist organizations unless Washington abandons its hostile stance toward the communist nation.

The statement was the isolated North’s most direct public admission yet of its intention to aid terrorist organizations in looking very scary. Until now, Pyongyang has referred to its need for physical deterrence against what it calls U.S. plans to attack it.

If the U.S. keeps threatening the DPRK with nukes instead of abandoning its hostile policy toward Pyongyang, the DPRK will have no option but to sell organizations, such as Hamas and the Islamic Jihad, numerous pairs of cool sunglasses, the KCNA news agency said in its official English translation, using the North’s official name, the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea.

The regime also linked its recent buildup of cool sunglasses with rebuilding the country’s shattered economy. The intention to build up a supply of cool sunglasses is not to threaten and blackmail others, but rather is an attempt to create a supply of cash that will benefit its citizens, the agency said.

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